[my diary scratch outs]

Aug 21

“Fight Club”

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden.

Jul 11

missworld:

clitorisaurusrex:

landlockedbloos:

fight-war-not-wars:

kabukigirl: -rickastley: (via beneathmybones)

May 25

missworld:

(via pasunepipe)

theredhorseman:

tylerbear:

megan-:

(via xratedshow)

ahahahaha

May 24

fuckyeahwonderland:

the Depp Hatter’s Tea Party | by memorypalace

May 19

five things…

five things you will find if you open my bag:

1. my brush

2. wallet

3. a book

4. iPod

5. hair clip

five things in my bedroom:

1. Toshiba laptop

2. 5 disc stereo

3. over filled bookcase

4. piles of clothes

5. twin bed

five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:

1. go to Italy

2. visit both US coasts

3. go to a movie premiere

4. bungee jump

5. have a family

five things that make me very happy:

1. loved one <3

2. working

3. rain

4. star gazing

5. dr pepper

five things I’m currently into:

1. movies

2. painting

3. crafting

4. WoW

5. organizing

five things on my to-do list:

1. make bracelets for countless people

2. clean my room

3. find 2nd job

4. work on my art

5. go to school

five things some people may or may not know about you:

1. i’m shiftleader at the mustang pool

2. i have a cat named kiki

3. middle name is jo

4. turning 20 this year

5. i’m wiccan

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May 12

luckyshirt:

I just found out that my computing trends class made it through the final round of savage cuts.

The state is bleeding money, and my campus is cutting a terrifying number of classes.

I was certain this would be it for that class, since it is really just a fancy elective.

We don’t offer a degree in Twumblery, so the class is just units, really. Students just take it because they want to. That’s why I love teaching it.

I also just got asked to teach a summer class for some Korean businesspeople who are coming here to learn about computing trends in education.

I am ecstatic.

Oh, and that picture has nothing to do with this.